About me:
I'm the person who gets called when the thing that absolutely cannot break has broken. Right now that's at MrBeast, where I keep about a thousand people's computers alive across six companies — and where "the CEO's laptop is acting up" is a sentence that reorganizes my entire afternoon.
Before this: seven years at Apple. Six of them were spent being the person the Motion Design studio called when a render died at 11pm the night before a deadline, a SAN volume refused to mount, or fibre channel decided it had opinions. I also ran IT for Apple Events and WWDC, which is a fancy way of saying I built the networks that were not allowed to go down on the exact day everybody was watching.
Somewhere in there I started building software instead of just keeping it running. Now I ship real-time tracking systems for productions with a hundred-plus GPS units on one map, internal tools that nuke four hours of manual work at a time, and websites for actual businesses. I own two of those businesses.
Things I like: automations nobody notices, dashboards that let a non-technical person answer their own question, and being the reason a live show didn't fall over. Things I don't: spreadsheets pretending to be software.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone running something where downtime is measured in money and public embarrassment. Teams that think IT should build things, not just reset passwords. Fellow people who have said "it's probably DNS" and been right.
Not looking to meet: whoever keeps unplugging things and walking away.